Chainsaws and Sweet Dreams

It is hard to believe that anyone who sounds like a chain saw when they are sleeping could be in dreamland. All the animals leave the area when Reed begins to snore. Perhaps I've just gotten used to it or maybe it is because I don't hear it with the feather pillow over my ears. Before coming to this acceptance, I tried explaining the snoring to him, recording it on tape and getting it on video. He thinks I'm making my own sound effects. The kids are of no help because they tell me that I snore.WHAT? In the mean time, we will continue of nighttime ritual of snore, elbow in ribs, wake up, roll over, roll back, snore, elbow, wake...