You know you're old when...

Yes, I'll admit it. I listened to Foreigner as a kid and I liked it. Whew! Now that's over I have to face another hard fact of life... I'm old.

Foreigner is coming to Spokane*. Hoorraayy! Right?

Wrong. Notice the disclaimer (*)?

Foreigner is coming to Spokane and playing at Northern Quest Casino AND the concert is sponsored by the AARP.

It's one slap to have 80's music played on "oldies" stations and now this? Next thing you know, I'll be saying things like, "I remember when gas was a dollar a gallon." or "You could get a large, fresh, tasty, mouthwatering Quiznos sub for just $5!" OK, the last one was a blatant marketing ploy.

Anyway, all you old people who are the same age as me, jump in your car and spend the $4 a gallon to go get yourself a mouthwatering Quiznos sub on your way to the AARP sponsored Foreigner concert at the Northern Quest Casino. If you see me there, I'll make you sign a non-disclosure agreement right after I say, "hi".